Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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