Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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