member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Is her dick bigger than yours?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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