dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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