Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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