My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
