at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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