she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
i think im in europe. pls send help
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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