remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
