idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Soap is not a condiment
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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