grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize