Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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