it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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