She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
The ass gains better be worth it
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