Your tits are I can't wait for
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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