Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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