Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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