Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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