He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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