I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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