she looked like the bat from fern gully.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
do herpes really smell.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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