I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
