Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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