Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Boobs are out for the taking
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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