let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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