OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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