I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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