im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Randomize
