i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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