the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It's official drugs can't kill me
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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