It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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