i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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