this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
