jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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