everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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