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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm drive I can fine osifer
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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