When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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