dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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