he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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