you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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