just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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