Plan B is the new Plan A
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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