She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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