im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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