There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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