problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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