at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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