32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
