Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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