i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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