Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
be right there i have to get my cape
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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