idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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