he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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